IF YOU ARE THE TYPE OF GUY THAT KISSES A GIRL ON THE TOP OF THE HEAD WHEN YOU HUG THEM THEN YOU ARE DOING IT RIGHT MY FRIEND

(Source: sexgodsnarry, via i-kissed-the-sc4rs-0n-her-skin)

teatattoo:

SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.

(Source: meachey, via findingschmomo)

nbchannibal:

Guess who’s headed to PaleyFest this weekend? Or should we say, PaleyFEAST!?

queerprince:

there is NEVER. a wrong time for pasta

(via chorizo-fujiswaggie)

crimewave360:

shinygays:

My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.

hun

(via freshlesbian)

xbox420:

deadtoortles:

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remember when i made a post about the ‘boyband machine’ the other day and i was called a ‘boring hater’ 

(via barakanima)

raptorific:

I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”

(via barakanima)

theyatemytailorr:

never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry

(via sowehavereachedthejourneysend)

abnormal-fallen-angel:

chainedchaos:

the-game-spirit:

do you ever just sit there listening to music

and you just

imagine scenes that just flow with the song

like they have literally nothing to do with the song and are completely without context

but they just

look

so

cool

OH GOOD I’M NOT ALONE.

I MAKE LITTLE FAN VIDEOS IN MY HEAD

(via 4o0)

"I deleted your texts but I still remember exactly what they said"

(Source: troylersexual, via karimiscute)

cj-sewers:

fuckyeahblasphemy:

suckmylorddisick:

I’d like to correct this:

“God, send us someone to cure AIDS, cancer, etc., etc.”

“I did, but you gave them a substandard education because they lived in an area with poor funding due to low property taxes.  

I did, but you let them die because they couldn’t afford healthcare.  

I did, but due to racism you stomped out their potential and didn’t give them the same opportunities.  

I did, but you make a college education too unaffordable while giving the big bankers passes.

I did, but you saw a homeless youth before you saw a kid with potential.  

I did, but you kicked the downtrodden while they were already shoulder deep in sinking sand.”

reblogging for the comment

I did, but you forced her to carry an unwanted pregnancy to term, forcing her to become a single mother with limited income, having to sacrifice her college dreams in order to provide for her unwanted child.

fucking BOOM ^

(Source: godlessmen, via chorizo-fujiswaggie)

itsspookytoremember:

unamusedsloth:

"Thank you, you’ve been great."

He gave em the ol’ razzle dazzle

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